1- I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. – Carol Suskind
2- sometimes being rude
is the sure way to end most
boring conversations.
3- If Trump runs again and is
reelected, can I flee to Canada
claiming political sanctuary?
1- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
2- sometimes, when the mask
is removed, there’s another
beneath the first one.
3- CPAC tonight, to further
Trump’s creation of the Divided
States of America.
1- We come. We go. And in between we try to understand. – Rod Steiger
2- before and after:
how empty life before her love;
how full so after.
3- Someone said CPAC should
be called TPAC because there’s nothing
remotely conservative about Trump.
1- Is there life before death? – Anonymous
2- too many singers
today can’t sing without
grabbing their crotches!
3- How strange, a presidency
without constant tweets
all through the night.
At last, a president who sleeps.
1- Reading about dogs is almost as bad as having them stand on your chest and lick you. – W. Sheed
2- Is someone asking,
what did you do today? a
difficult question?
3- Parties in the United States:
Democrats, Republicans and
Trump Republicans.
1- Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. – Jonathan Swift
2- Sure there are things I’d
like to do yet but if not
my life is still full.
3- One way to be
accepted is to not say
who you voted for.
1- Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. – Mark Twain
2- Have you ever
wondered what you’re best known for?
Does it matter?
3- Half a million dead from Covid.
Have we really learned anything from this?
Are masks still a political statement?
1- When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away. -Rob’t M. Hutchins
2- Their words say one thing,
their faces another.
Where lies the truth?
3- If the Republicans could pass a tax relief bill favoring
the rich without the Democrats, why can’t the Democrats
pass a Covid Relief bill without the Republicans?
1- The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk. – Oscar Wilde
2- always mixed feelings,
always the choice; do the right
thing or do nothing.
3- Will the world be willing
to give us another chance or
had Trump ruined it for us, forever?
1- Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. – Frank Leahy
2- In my mind all tasks
are done. In reality,
they remain unfinished.
3- How to get away
with rape in America.
Join the military.
