Author Archives: Don Scheller

1- I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. – Carol Suskind 2- sometimes being rude    is the sure way to end most    boring conversations. 3- If Trump runs again and is    reelected, can I flee to … Continue reading →

1- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck 2- sometimes, when the mask    is removed, there’s another    beneath the first one. 3- CPAC tonight, to further     Trump’s creation of the Divided      States of America.

1- We come. We go. And in between we try to understand. – Rod Steiger 2-  before and after:     how empty life before her love;     how full so after. 3- Someone said CPAC should     be called TPAC because there’s nothing    … Continue reading →

1- Is there life before death? – Anonymous 2-  too many singers     today can’t sing without     grabbing their crotches! 3-  How strange, a presidency     without constant tweets      all through the night.      At last, a president who sleeps.

1- Reading about dogs is almost as bad as having them stand on your chest and lick you. – W. Sheed 2- Is someone asking,    what did you do today? a     difficult question? 3- Parties in the United States:    … Continue reading →

1- Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. – Jonathan Swift 2-  Sure there are things I’d     like to do yet but if not     my life is still full. 3-  One way to be     accepted … Continue reading →

1- Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. – Mark Twain 2- Have you ever    wondered what you’re best known for?    Does it matter? 3- Half a million dead from Covid.    Have we really learned anything from this?    Are masks still a … Continue reading →

1- When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away. -Rob’t M. Hutchins 2- Their words say one thing,     their faces another.     Where lies the truth? 3- If the Republicans could pass a tax relief … Continue reading →

1- The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk. – Oscar Wilde 2- always mixed feelings,    always the choice; do the right    thing or do nothing. 3- Will the world be willing     to give us another … Continue reading →

1-  Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. – Frank Leahy 2-  In my mind all tasks     are done. In reality,     they remain unfinished. 3-  How to get away     with rape in America.     Join the military.